I found a missing link in the evolutionary journey of man. Somewhere between walking upright and the discovery of fire, these people strayed off the trail and wandered into the wilderness.
Mouthbreathers. You know the type- they sit at their computers all day with their jaws hanging open, huffing in and wheezing out all of our oxygen like fish on a boatdeck. The mouthbreather can socialize normally, maintain healthy relationships, and even hold a steady job. MBs have all of the characteristics of rational human beings, yet they still haven't figured out how to breathe without making me fantasize about putting their heads on a pike.
YOUR NOSE. Use it.
3 comments:
i kind of like this blog
so true. touche sully.
i think you should do less bitching about those with overactive mucus glands and more enjoying your bi-nostril breathing!
recent observation: breathing through you nose leads to an upward or downward spiral. no breathing -> snot all over the place, harder and harder to breathe. lots of breathing -> more open airways and hard boogers.
i guess the allergic kids are screwed.
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